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I Would Do Harry Styles: A Parody of “Green Eggs & Ham”

I am Sam

I am Sam

Sam I am

That Sam-I-am

That Sam-I-am!

I would not do
that Sam-I-am

Would you do
Harry Styles?

I would do him,
Sam-I-am.
I would do
Harry Edward Styles.

Would you do him
Here or there?

I would do him
here or there.
I would do him
anywhere.
I would do Harry Styles.
I would do him,
Sam-I-am.

Would you do him
in a house?
Would you do him
in a blouse?

I would do him
in a house.
I would do him
in a blouse.
I would do him
here or there.
I would do him
anywhere.

I would do Harry Styles.
I would do him,
Sam-I-am.


Would you do him
in a box?
Would you do him
on a fox?

In a box.
On top of a fox.
In a house.
In a blouse.
I would do him
here or there.
I would do him
anywhere.

I would do Harry Styles.
I would do him, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Do him! Do him!
Look! He’s not far.

I so would,
so could,
in a car

You surely like him.
I can really see.
But would you do him
in a tree?
In a tree.
Him I would do, could do in a tree.
And in a car! Now, let us be.

I would do him in a box.
I would do him on a fox
I would do him in a house
I would do him in a blouse
I would do him here or there.
I would do him anywhere.
I would do Harry Styles.
I really would do him, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
do him on a train?

On a train! In a tree!
In a car! Sam! Let us be!
I so would, so could in a box.
I so could, so would on a fox.
I will do him while he’s wearing a blouse
I will do him in a house.
I will do him here or there.
I will do him anywhere.
I really would do him, Sam-I-am.


Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, do him in the dark?

I so would, so could,
do him in the dark.

Would you, could you,
in the rain?

I so would, so could in the rain.
In the dark. On a train,
In a car, In a tree.
I would do him, Sam, you see.
In a house. In a box.
While he’s wearing a blouse. While we’re on a fox.
I will do him here or there.
I will do him anywhere!

You really would do  
Harry Styles?

I really would do him,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
on a goat?

I so would,
so could,
on a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I so could, so would on a boat.
I will, I will, on a goat.
I will do him in the rain.
I will do him on a train.
In the dark! In a tree!
In a car! You let me be!
I would do him in a box.
I would do him on a fox.
I will do him in a house.
And while he’s wearing a blouse.
I would do him here or there.
I would do him ANYWHERE!

I really would do
Harry  Styles!

I really would do him,
Sam-I-am.

You really would do him.
SO you say.
So do him! Do him!
Will you still feel the same way?

Do him and you may.


Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will do him.
You will see.

Say!
I still would do Harry Styles!
I would!! I would do him, Sam-I-am!
And I would do him in a boat!
And I would do him on a goat…
And I will do him in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
He is so good, so good you see!

So I will do him in a box.
And I will do him on a fox.
And I will do him in a house.
And while he’s wearing a blouse.
And I will do him here and there.
Say! I will do him ANHYWHERE!

I would do
Harry  Styles!
So, fuck you!
Fuck you,
Sam-I-am

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